random porn customers… part 3 (porn addict)

There was this one porn store customer who won the award for most porn rentals in my book. It would be an understatement to say he was a porn addict. He would rent 25 to 30 movies every couple of weeks. And he would always return them late. At a dollar a day late fee per movie, that really adds up. But we let him keep renting even when he had other movies out because employees earned part of the late fees as bonuses on each paycheck.

One day he walks in with a brown paper bag filled to the top with overdue movie rentals, which was how he usually returned his movies. This day, the manager, who loved to flirt with him, went through the mass of movies to see what his late fee would be. She usually cut him a deal so he could pay a discounted late fee. But in the paper bag, she found something that horrified her…. it was a movie rental from another porn store.

She pulled out the movie and yelled, “You’re cheating on us!” I thought she was going to cry, but she continued, “After we bend the rules for you, let you take as many movies as you want, give you discounts on late fees, and this is how you treat us?”

I couldn’t help but laugh… it was absolutely absurd. Who really gives a crap if people rent porn from more than one place? But my manager obviously did. After that little episode, we were told to never bend the store policies for him again.

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  1. I love this sh*t! Stories from a porn store is a great idea! This, much like Deaths Door, will be a daily read for me! Keep ’em comin and let me know when you are “open for business”.

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