random porn customers… part 6 (booty calls)

There was this guy who would call the porn store who was a real dirty calling gem. He would always ask this question in a whisper…

“Can I dig in your booty?”

No lie. One day when he called, I was bored, so I said, “I can’t hear you very well. Maybe you should call back when you can speak a little louder.” 5 minutes later, he called back talking a tiny bit louder. So I said, “I can hear you a little better, but I still can’t make out what your saying. Call back when you can speak a little louder.” This went on for a while, him calling back and me fucking with him. Hell, we was probably getting off on it.

Anyway, he finally calls back and says clear as day, “CAN I DIG IN YOUR BOOTY?” So I tell him, “Hell no, but thanks for being more articulate. Do you want me to look up a 900 number for you so you can ask them?” He said, “Sure, why not?”

So I gave him a number for some big booty line, and he never called the porn store again.

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