random porn customers… part 9 (con artists)

At the porn store, we’d get some con artists. Some were short change artists who would try to tell you that you didn’t give them the correct change. And some con artists would try to get more money out of you in sneaky ways. Anyway, most of them hated me because I did something old school — I actually counted back change to every customer.

I had a guy come in one time and tell me he was out of gas and he needed $20. He said he knew my manager and he would pay her back the next day. So I asked him what my manager’s name was… he had no clue. I told him there was a gas station just down the street and to try his line over there.

Another time, a guy came in to buy some batteries. I told him the gas station down the street would have batteries for cheaper than us. But no, he wanted batteries from the porn store. First, he tried to tell me that I gave him the wrong change. Not possible, because I always put the bills people gave me on top of the register drawer until transactions were complete. That didn’t work for him, so he had to try something else.

As soon as he got outside, he came in and said he changed his mind… he wanted to buy batteries from Quik Trip instead. I told him he could go over there, but I couldn’t give him a refund on his batteries… only a gift certificate.

He proceeded to go off on me, telling me that I was a dumb bitch. Now the way to get me to do something nice for you is not like this. Maybe if he asked nicely, I would have bent the rules and gave him a refund. But no, he had to call me a bitch and a dumb on top of that. He tried to get up in my face to scare me, but I don’t scare that easily.

I told him, “First, get the fuck out of my face. Then get the fuck out of this store.” He said he didn’t have to go anywhere because it was a free country, so I called the police. That did it… at that point, he knew he wasn’t going to be able to scam me. So he left. I don’t care for con artists, but they sure did keep things interesting on slow nights at the porn store.

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