random porn customers… part 10 (stripper hoo ha money)

One consistent group of customers at the porn store was strippers. We sold exotic dancer wear there and so a lot of dancers would come in with their wads of ones to buy thongs or whatever. Now when a stripper pays with one dollar bills, you know exactly where those ones came from. One blogger called these ones “hoo ha money”. And you know where hoo ha money’s been. Think about that the next time you hold some money in your mouth while you try to get your cell phone out of your pocket or purse.

I never wanted to make any strippers feel weird about paying for a hundred bucks worth of stuff with ones. I mean, if a stripper can’t feel comfortable spending her ones at a porn store where crotchless panties are sold, then where the hell can she?

Most strippers who came in paid for their clothes and shoes themselves, but there were a few who would come in with sugar daddies. Or alleged sugar daddies, because, you know, they could have just been the strippers’ dads or grandfathers for all I know… but that would be kind of sick. And these alleged sugar daddies would throw down some money. A girl could just point and say, “I want that, and that, and that” and the guy would buy all of it, no questions asked.

After all that time at the porn store, I could never decide if I should feel sorry for the stripper or for the sugar daddy. One is getting screwed out of money and the other one is just getting screwed… or allegedly screwed.

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