random porn customers… part 11 (dildo nunchucks)

We used to get some weird requests at the porn store. Like rolling papers, which I guess I can kind of understand. There is another store in the area that primarily sells music, but they sell porn and “tobacco smoking accessories” on the side. So people would see porn and smoking paraphenalia there and assume we had rolling papers as well. We didn’t.

I had an opera singer ask for a corset once. The corset wasn’t the weird request… we carried those… it was the fact that a opera singer was buying it. Apparently, she had been searching for a corset at several lingerie stores with no luck. A clerk at one of the stores steered her to our little porn store. The opera singer looked freaked out when she came in the store. Her eyes darted around like she didn’t want to see anything naughty, but she kind of did want to at the same time. I hooked her up with a discount for her trouble, but I found it odd that the costume department for the opera didn’t supply her with a corset.

And then there was the two pink dildos for the nunchucks. So the girl who needed the dildos was making a movie about ninja cheerleaders and school girls beating the crap out of guys, or something of that nature. She ended up buying a school girl outfit, a cheerleader outfit, a tiny cheetah bikini, and those two pink jelly dildos. She asked me what I thought was the best way to put holes in the dense jelly material so she could attach a chain to make the x-rated nunchucks. I told her that putting holes in faux penises was not my forte, but I surmised that a drill with a long drill bit would do the trick.

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