random porn customers… part 22 (porn store training)

The training at the porn store was not much different than most retail jobs. I had to learn how to display merchandise attractively so it would sell. I had to learn how to make displays out of lingerie, flavored lotion, condoms, and nipple clamps… not as easy as it sounds. Also, I had to rearrange the dildo wall on a regular basis. Since I’m a pretty decent organizer, I always got stuck with redoing that dildo wall, which was a pain in the ass because we had well over a 100 kinds of toys on that damn wall.

Then there was the inventory. Same as any store, except I had to find things in the store by just a name like “Italian Stallion” or “Absolute Force”. Hell, those could be anything, from porn movies to dildos or even herbal supplements. And then there was training on cleaning. When cleaning any shelves, we had to remove all the merchandise, clean off the shelves, then put everything back. Not fun when we sold at least 50 different kinds of flavored lotions and lubes and we kept 10 bottles in stock of each.

The weirdest part of the training was when customers wanted to buy an adult toy, we gave complimentary batteries. But, not only did we give them free batteries, we actually put them in the toys and turned those suckers on. That way we could see if the toys worked before leaving the store. Most people didn’t really care if we turned on their toys, but some were pretty embarrassed. I even had some people leave the store without their battery operated plastic penises when I put the battieries in.

After I’d been there for a few years, the store quit giving away batteries. The higher-ups said it was to save money, but I knew better. They got tired of losing sales when people would run out of the stores red with embarrassment because a porn clerk had stuck some batteries in their naughty toys 😉

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  1. i had a gal at a porn shop plug a hitachi wand in for me, i had to see just how loud it was (don’t want to wake the neighbors, or the dead)

    i still bought it, but WOW is it loud!

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