random porn customers… part 24 (kids with stupid parents)

The porn store had a strict age policy… no one under 18 allowed. I never understood why people would try to bring their kids into the porn stores. They’d give me all kinds of reasons why they should be able to bring the kiddos in the store… “She won’t remember”, “He’s sleeping”, “My kids won’t know what that stuff is”, “She can go in the bathroom while I look”, “Looking at naked people is natural”, “My kid wants a booby sucker”, and on and on.

Why would someone want to bring their kids into a place that sells smutty magazines, movies with people fucking on the covers, and phallic shaped pieces of plastic? The last thing I would want a young kid to see would be hairy Ron Jeremy on a movie box sucking himself off. Hell, that’s enough to scar an adult, let alone a little kid.

I used to ID anyone who came in the store who looked under 25, just like how they do with cigarettes. And that would really piss some people off. I had a few guys and girls go, “I’m 19 already–Jeez”, like how dare I try to card them. I even carded Birthday Boy Coworker before he started working there. He’s a little high strung, so suffice to say it pissed him off.

So okay, I can understand a teenager wanting to get in the porn store, but not parents trying to bring their little kids in there. How about you? Would you take your young child into a porn place to look at smut with you?

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  1. that’s really F-ed up …

    but i guess it could be even worse, leaving your kid in the car while you run in …

    priorities people!!!

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  2. My oldest is 18 and I wouldn’t bring her in there, legal or not. I can’t imagine bringing young kids to a porn store. Looking at the human body is natural? Go to Nelson – lots of naked folk NOT doing odd things to themselves and others.

    People are so screwed up and they seem intent on screwing up their kids.

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