random porn customers… part 29 (girls’ tools)

I never liked to tell people what kind of toys to buy at the porn store. I wasn’t going to know what size toy a person was looking for unless I asked, and that’s a pretty personal question, isn’t it? Sometimes I had women point out really tiny toys and say, “That’s huge!” Other times, women bought really over the top toys. This one 5 foot tall woman bought a huge 12″ realistic dildo. I wasn’t sure how that was going to work without hitting a lung.

Instead of focusing on size, I can tell you about a few of the most popular types of toys at the porn store that I would recommend.. One of the biggest sellers was the Pocket Rocket. It’s small, discreet, and not phallic shaped, which is a plus if your mother-in-law finds it and you need to tell her it’s something else.

Hard plastic vibrators were never very popular at the porn store..Jelly or latex covered ones were really big sellers. I’d recommend a jelly toy that is bendable, like an EZ Bend, because than you can pick how it’s angled.

And probably the most asked about items were the Rabbit and remote controlled vibrating panties. The Rabbit was huge because of the show Sex and the City. People heard about it on HBO, and all hell broke loose. We couldn’t keep them in stock. Now they even have waterproof models of it, which I think is the best route to go when buying any toy.

The vibrating panties were a huge novelty when they came out because they had a remote control that could be used from across a room. That way you could give they remote to someone for the night and let them give you pleasure without even touching you. One of my coworkers wore hers to work one time and left them on all day. Let’s just say she was a happy camper : )

These are still pretty popular, but I found something in my Edible Ecstasy catalog that is works the same, minus the remote. It’s a little magnetic toy that thats called a Panty Pal. It’s much cheaper than the vibrating panties, plus you can wear it with any underwear.

One of these days I’ll post about weirdest toys I sold at the porn store. One of my older posts mentions The Accommodator which should probably be right near the top of that list.

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