random porn customers… part 30 (me)

Pretty much my favorite part of working in the porn store was the free porn rentals. I could take a brand new movie home before anyone had wanked off to it and put their jizz covered hands on the DVD discs. I’m selling movies via Edible Ecstasy, but I don’t really want to buy dirty movies… anymore.  So every once in awhile, I go into the old porn store to rent a movie or two.

The place is still pretty much the same. No VHS movies now, like when I started… just DVDs. They carry more gonzo style movies now (where people look into the camera) and less movies with plots for couples. And the porn actresses have always been pretty attractive, but the guys have gotten better looking too.

So after I pick out the dirty movies I want, I take them to the front counter. And I’ve noticed something interesting… most the girls who work there now act like I used to when I was there. And I used to be pretty apathetic and cooler than thou.  And you know what? Those new girls amuse me. When I see them, I just wanna say, “I used to be you. And hopefully you will grow out of that attitude like I did.”  Well, at least I mostly grew out of the attitude ; )

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  1. So uh, since this one is all about you, do you have a favorite genre?

    The only gal I ever dated who actually admitted to liking porn was the atypical woman porn viewer. The experts say that women like some story, but my ex liked the compilation videos. She always said her favorite was “Cum-guzzling Anal Nurses” ( A title I am sure was made up).

    N

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  2. I used to like movies that had stories, but really, who wants to watch porn for the acting? Now I like the gonzo style movies… less talking, more action ; )

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  3. LoL, I love the term “Gonzo”. I used to gravitate to movies that titles ripping of Hollywood. Reservoir Bitches, Forrest Hump, or good old Kinky Business (Unfortunately that one went away when it came out that Traci Lords had been underage).

    But somewhere along the way, I think I got bored with average porn. I watch very little anymore, and when I do I go for rough, kinky or wierd (no gramas tho, even I have limits).

    N

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  4. i have a friend, really, who ABSOLUTELY refused to rent porn for the reason you just described:

    he said, what do you do when you watch porn, you spank it – then you stop the video and take it out, you don’t stop to wash your hands!

    i always loved his logic on that!

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    this guy also named his junk “Secret” ya know: strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!

    how about THAT for a topic: what men name their stuff and why?

    incidentally, another friend of mine calls his Larry, and the companions: Daryl & Daryl

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