random porn customers… part 45 (pump it up)

I used to hang out with a group of people that included a radio DJ. He had a rather distinct voice on air and in person.  On his radio show one night, he talked about penile pumps and how he would like to own one. A woman who worked at a porn store (not me) called in to the radio show and said she would give one to him.  All he had to do was come to the store and pick it up.

Anyway, the DJ didn’t really want the hose holder… the conversation just made for good radio. However, someone else did want that pump.  Some listener decided to pretend to be the DJ and scam a pump out of the porn store. From what I know of the story, the guy even did an imitation of the DJ’s voice when he went to the porn store. Apparently he was convincing enough that the porn clerk gave it to him.

Then that porn clerk called into the radio station to give the DJ some shit about the pump. And he had no idea what she was talking about.  But that’s his side of the story.  Who knows, maybe he actually got the free willy wacker, and the story was just his way of covering his tracks…

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