Okay, I’ll drink the blogger Koolaid and do this movie meme that I first saw on Logtar’s blog. Here it goes…
– Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
– Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
– Post them on your blog for everyone to guess. Fill in the film title once it’s been guessed.
– Leave guesses in the comments.
– No Googling or using IMDB search functions.
– Know-it-alls, limit your guesses to three movies.
1. You want more mysterious? I’ll just try and think, “Where the hell’s the whiskey?”
Lost in Translation – Alexander & Doc (answered at the same time)
2. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin’ his wife’s feet, and stickin’ your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain’t the same fuckin’ ballpark, it ain’t the same league, it ain’t even the same fuckin’ sport.
Pulp Fiction – Bull E. Vard
3. Are these the Nazis, Walter?
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there’s nothing to be afraid of.
The Big Lebowski – Keith
4. If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain’t the kinda pussy to drink it.
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels – Alexander
5. That ain’t no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can’t be un-did, homeskillet.
Juno – Bull E. Vard
6. No fuckin’ way! You fuckin’ notice this? I got fuckin’ shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin’ money! I got shot pickin’ it up! I’ve been up for 36 fuckin’ hours! I’m takin’ that fuckin’ car! That fucker’s mine!
Fargo – Keith
7. Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
Clueless – Erin
8. What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I’ll tell you what I’d do, man… two chicks at the same time, man.
Office Space – Bull E. Vard
9. The fact that you’ve got “Replica” written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle point five O”written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now fuck off.
Snatch – Nuke
10. So what’s up with you guys? You supposed to be the Spice Boys or something?
The Big Hit – Nuke
11. You’re just bastard people! And I’m goin’ home and I’m gonna… I’m gonna BITE MY PILLOW, is what I’m gonna do!
Waiting For Guffman – Average Jane
12. Off the top of my head, I’d say you’re looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.
Oceans 11 – The D
13. Tuffi was a good bitch, and I gave her what every good bitch wants, a bone.
Out of Sight – Alexander & Doc (answered at the same time)
14. It’s not like I’m some modern punk, dickhead. It’s an obvious, 1977 original punk rock look. I guess Johnny fuckface over there’s too stupid to realize it.
Ghost World – Nuke
15. It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.
This is Spinal Tap – Keith