random porn customers… part 49 (dirty magazines)

It looks like the adult magazine Gallery is going out of business.  When I worked at the porn store, the Gallery Girl Next Door of the Year was from St. Joseph, Missouri.  She came to the store and signed magazine copies and topless photos of herself…  I bet her parents were so proud.

Lots of adult magazine companies are hurting now because so much free porn can be found on the internet.  But, when I worked at the porn store, magazines were still selling hand over fist.  Customers would page through the magazines, or pick them up and see which ones weighed the most so they could get the most for their money.  We also sold older issues in 3-packs, and customers would try to take them apart and put three of their favorite magazines together, or put a new magazine in the middle.  One guy would always ask for a trash bag to put his magazines in.  It turns out he rode the bus, and our white bags were see-through.  He didn’t want to get disapproving looks from any old ladies on the bus.

P.S. — This is my 49th random porn customer story. I’m porn customered out… I’ve told you most of my dirty stories, and I think the 50th will be my last one.

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  1. All good things come to an end (look at Gallery AND your stories). I am kinda sad for the poor bastard on the bus tho.

    Besides there’s more to you than porn. It was a porn story link that brought me in. Its the level of smart and funny (not to mention nice) that brings me/us back.

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