random porn customers… part 50 (ring a ding ding)

When I worked at the porn store, Greg came in one time to check out the place.  He browsed the DVDs, but decided my store had too much boring porn.  Unfortunately for him, the store didn’t carry much specialty porn, like hardcore S & M, tranvestite porn, or butch lesbians with power tools.

Even though the store was underwhelming for him, Greg decided he wanted to buy a souvenir.  He came up to the register with a package of cock rings.  We got into a discussion about whether cock rings go over just the penis, or the whole cock-and-balls.  How they’re worn depends on what kinds of cock rings they are.  Either way, I told Greg the cock rings he picked would be too small for him.  He got all flustered, and told me he wanted that size. I kept telling him they wouldn’t work, but I rang them up anyway.

A couple of weeks later, Greg told me I was right… those cock rings were too small for him : )

*I thought this story about Greg would be a appropriate way to end the random porn customer stories since he was the one who got into this whole blog thing. I sure miss him.

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  1. Nice story. Congrats on a very entertaining series! I don’t want to know how you ascertained Greg’s sizing needs, but I agree with the porn selections around town being boring.

    I know ya miss Greg. But I think he woulda liked this post. :(|)

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  2. The soft rings usually go just on the shaft. The metal rings go under the complete package. They have to be measured precisely because an ill-fitting ring will not make for a fun evening.

    Of course, there are leather ones, neoprene ones, and all kinds of other ones.

    Not that I would know about such things…

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  3. *sigh*

    I met him twice and I would have to say that he was VERY fun! You were lucky to be his best friend, and to have a best friend like him.

    (I know nothing about cockrings). Perhaps you could start a new line of blogging telling us about toys?

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  4. I started reading Deaths Door about 2 months before his passing. Im still reading it. As for putting putting a ring on my junk, seems risky. With my luck it would get stuck and I’d end up in the ER with a group of pakastani med students looking on while the doc took bolt cutters to it.

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