When I worked at the porn store, Greg came in one time to check out the place. He browsed the DVDs, but decided my store had too much boring porn. Unfortunately for him, the store didn’t carry much specialty porn, like hardcore S & M, tranvestite porn, or butch lesbians with power tools.
Even though the store was underwhelming for him, Greg decided he wanted to buy a souvenir. He came up to the register with a package of cock rings. We got into a discussion about whether cock rings go over just the penis, or the whole cock-and-balls. How they’re worn depends on what kinds of cock rings they are. Either way, I told Greg the cock rings he picked would be too small for him (not that I knew personally). He got all flustered, and told me he wanted that size. I kept telling him they wouldn’t work, but I rang them up anyway.
A couple of weeks later, Greg told me I was right… those cock rings were too small for him : )
*I thought this story about Greg would be a appropriate way to end the random porn customer stories since he was the one who got into this whole blog thing. I sure miss him.